Poor Saga

[write_my_dreams]

Title: Poor Saga
Author: toiunplus 
Pairings: Hiroto x Shou, Tora x Nao
Genre: Humor
Warning/Disclaimer: Contains some language. I own nobody.
Rating: PG-13
Chapter(s): 1/1
Summary: Saga's horny band mates ruined his sleep last night, and he lets them know about it at breakfast the next morning.
Author's Comment: This was fun to write, but it gave me some trouble. Enjoy!

 

Saga rubbed his tired eyes and took a sip of coffee, waiting for the rest of Alice Nine to drag themselves out of their hotel rooms and come down. As if on cue, the sources of his current misery – his band mates – came up to his table with their own breakfast. Saga scowled at them, feeling a vindictive surge of pleasure as he noticed Shou had developed a limp since last night. Served him right.

“Good morning, Saga,” Nao said, sounding a bit hoarse as he sat down next to him.

“Morning,” Saga growled in response.

Nao shot him a concerned look. “Are you okay?”

The bassist scowled at him. “I didn’t sleep well last night.”

“Why not? Still hyped up from the live?” Tora asked, sitting down nearby after he’d gotten coffee for Nao and orange juice for himself.

“No.”

 “Then why not?” Hiroto asked, taking a seat across from Saga. He patted the chair next to him and Shou gently lowered himself onto it, wincing a little before taking a sip of his soymilk.

Saga slammed his coffee down on the table and scowled at the guitarist. “That’s because you were fucking Shou so hard I couldn’t sleep a wink! He moans like a whore!”

Shou spit out his soymilk and turned about ten different shades of red. “W-What?” he squeaked, looking mortified as he dabbed his mouth with a napkin.

“You do! I seriously thought Pon had brought a hooker in. I know you’re our vocalist but damn, Shou. I didn’t know you’d be so loud in bed.”

Shou turned even redder and buried his face in his hands as Tora snickered.

“Don’t worry, Shou. I think it’s hot.” Hiroto looked amused as he patted his humiliated lover’s back sympathetically, which just made him blush more.

“Saga! Pon! Don’t talk like that when we’re eating breakfast,” Nao said, looking flustered as he sipped his coffee.

The bassist glared at his best friend. “Don’t even get me started on you! I thought Shou was loud, but you’re even worse! I tried pounding on the wall to shut you up, but you were moaning so loud it’d have taken an earthquake to get you to stop. And would you please stop moaning Tora’s name all the time? I think Tora knows who he is!”

Nao turned crimson and hid his face behind his coffee cup. “I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Tora smirked as he sipped his orange juice, looking smug. “You sure about that?”

“You don’t know?” Saga snorted, mimicking Nao’s breathy voice. “Oh, Tora… Tora fuck me harder! Oh, Tora you big sexy tiger… oh, Tora like that!”

Nao’s cheeks were practically burning with humiliation as he buried his face in Tora’s chest. “Saga! Stop it!”

Tora chuckled darkly as he ruffled Nao’s hair. “He does a pretty good imitation.”

“Tora! Don’t agree with him!”

Hiroto snickered. “That sounds exactly like you though. I’ve roomed next to you and Tora before when we’re on tour, and you are pretty loud.”

“He and Shou had their own chorus going on last night,” Saga growled, downing some more coffee and glaring at Tora and Hiroto. “Because you and Tora couldn’t keep it in your pants, I barely got any sleep!”

Hiroto shrugged. “Sorry, Saga.” He didn’t sound apologetic at all as he glanced at his embarrassed lover. “Shou’s just so gorgeous that I can’t resist him. If you room by us again, I’ll be sure to give you some ear plugs.”

The vocalist, if possible, turned even redder and pulled up the hood of his sweatshirt so that it covered his blushing face. Words seemed to have failed him this morning.

“Aw, Shou. Don’t hide your pretty face!” Hiroto tugged off the hood and pulled Shou into a hug, smoothing his hair out of his still flushed face. “Saga’s just jealous that we’re getting some and he’s not.”

Saga scowled. “I could get some if I wanted to, you little brat!”

Hiroto pouted. “I’m not little.”

“I bet Shou knows all about that,” Saga muttered darkly as he took another sip of his coffee. Shou just squeaked in response and hid his face beneath his hood again as he started eating breakfast.

Nao, unable to stand any conflict between his band mates, finally raised his face from Tora’s chest. “You can have the comfy bed on the tour bus today so you can sleep, Saga. I’m sorry that your sleep was… disrupted last night. There won’t be a repeat of last night’s incidents at our next hotel.”

Tora smirked. “You sure about that? You are pretty irresistible.”

“Yeah, I can’t promise to keep my hands off Shou either,” Hiroto said, glancing at his boyfriend. Shou and Nao blushed furiously and hid their faces behind their drinks again.

“I don’t mind if you’re screwing, just be quiet! Do some kinky gag stuff if you have to. I don’t care so long as I don’t have to hear Shou and Nao moaning loud enough to wake the dead!” Saga griped, trying not to notice the perverted gleam in Hiroto and Tora’s eyes as he finished his coffee. He’d make sure he didn’t get a room in the middle of the two couples ever again.

 

*   *   *

 

Saga rolled over and pressed his pillow against his ears, trying to block out the sounds coming from either side of his room. Damn management. Damn hotel. Damn horny Hiroto and Tora. Damn Shou and Nao for being so loud. Once again, he was trapped in between the lovers, and he hadn’t been able to weasel his way out of it. He’d tried to switch rooms with his band mates, but hadn’t had any luck. Pon wanted the room with the huge bathtub and shower for reasons Saga didn’t want to think about, and Tora had been adamant about keeping his and Nao’s room with the big bed. “Extra space,” he’d said, smirking widely as he led a flustered Nao into their room. Saga’s demands that they let him sleep in peace had been ignored.

Groaning, Saga gave up on trying to drown out his noisy band mates with a pillow and took out his iPod, putting his headphones in his ears and turning up the volume as loud as his ears could stand. That at least was somewhat effective. Shou and Nao were a lot more muffled now, thankfully. If Saga had to hear Shou crying out Hiroto’s name or Nao begging for Tora to go faster, harder he’d seriously scream.

Saga curled up in bed again and buried his head beneath a few pillows, waiting for his band mates to shut up and go to sleep. He’d make sure to wake both couples up extra early tomorrow as revenge for disrupting his beauty rest yet again.

 

Comments

[piyokolove.livejournal.com]

Aww I think Saga deserves some love now ^^

that is really hilarious though xD good job
I can imagine Shou and Nao blushing it's so cute

Thanks for sharing, dear! <3

[write_my_dreams]

Haha he does, he got some loving from Shou a couple fics ago though

Thanks!
Oh I can too, both of them blushing and covering their faces and looking mortified. It is a very cute mental image

Thanks for reading!

[thechocoboninja.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOOL

This was totally awesome, i even choked on my own drink when Shou spat his out. Poor Saga!!!

[write_my_dreams]

Thanks! LOL that's not good.

Poor Saga indeed! He'll get them back by waking them up VERY early though

[thechocoboninja.livejournal.com]

AHHHH ma computer froze NOOOOOOO here's the rest of what i wanted to say ~blush in embarassment~

It was a really hilerious fic and totally made my day!!!

[write_my_dreams]

That's fine, I'm used to computer troubles

Thank you :) I'm glad you enjoyed it so much

[shadow-fictions.livejournal.com]

n'aww poor saga
*pokes with stick*
but leave shou and nao alone, k? theys ickle and its not their fault if they cant shush while pon and tora respectively fuck their brains out. XD

but thiiissss was epic :D

[write_my_dreams]

Haha yes, poor Saga indeed

LOL very true.

Thanks :D

[takagackthyde.livejournal.com]

i totally agree :3

[siseja.livejournal.com]

aww poor Saga D: *huggles*
he should bring a stereo and play loud LOUD music and ruin THEIR beauty-after-fuck-sleep
<3

[write_my_dreams]

I know, poor man

LOL he should. And make sure all four of them are too sleepy to fuck the next night

[nayte555.livejournal.com]

hah, that was amusing!
when I pictured their faces in my mind I was laughing to myself XDD
Angry and slightly jealous Saga XD

Horny Hiroto and blushing Shou *.* <3
(fangirlism XD)

I really like your fics and ofc waiting for more! :]

[write_my_dreams]

Thanks :)
Oh me too XD
Haha good description

Mm yes, fangirlism right there. There will be horny Hiroto and blushing Shou in the fic I write next

Aw, thank you! Trust me there are more to come

[erikaoi.livejournal.com]

Wkwk.poor saga,if he had a partner he will join the fandom and have a competition.

[write_my_dreams]

Oh true, but sadly for him he's the odd one out

[eunixe.livejournal.com]

awwww.. Saga-sama~ (>.<)

[write_my_dreams]

Haha feel free to laugh, I know I did.

Oh really? Dang that really sucks.
Wow, that sounds exactly like what Saga had to listen to!
You're welcome :)

I can imagine. Hopefully that works then

[yumi-kazuko28.livejournal.com]

lololol...XD
poor saga-sama...

XD

[xcoffee-smilex.livejournal.com]

THIS IS LOVE.:))))

SERIOUSLY.:))))

EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A HOARSE VOICE, THAT DIDN'T PREVENT ME FROM CRACKING UP.:)))))

i love you~:*
:)))) xD

[write_my_dreams]

LOL thanks

Aw, not fun about being hoarse but I'm glad it made you laugh!

Haha I love you too! You got me into ToraxNao XD

[orion-love.livejournal.com]

oh mann.
That was hilarious xD
and it justmade my day too :)

[write_my_dreams]

Thanks :)

Aw, I'm glad this fic has made so many people happy. I'll have to have Saga harass his horny friends more often

[sweetling-x.livejournal.com]

I love this one. ^_^ It's so funny. The blushes on Nao and Shou's faces I can picture perfectly.
Thanks for writing it! [It honestly cheered me up. XD]

[write_my_dreams]

I'm glad you do :) Oh me too, I can just see them shrinking down in their chairs and rivaling a rose in terms of redness

Thanks for reading! (It did? I'm glad I could do that then :))

[kurrren.livejournal.com]

Snorting like a pig here. You knoooooow I liiike it but I shall try this whole comment thing, I've heard it's good 8D

[write_my_dreams]

Oh how sexy. I know you do xD Haha yes it is!

[kurrren.livejournal.com]

This fic is just too cute and hilarious. I just feel for Saga, having to hear that almost every night must be tiring. The big sexy tiger and the naughty squirrel should try some kinky gag stuff for sure XD

[write_my_dreams]

Thanks. Haha yeah, poor Saga. LOL they should. I bet Shou the closet perv would secretly like it

[lunafair.livejournal.com]

OMG ... I LOVE this!! It is adorable and hilarious XDD
Poor Saga! *huggles him*
Though still so funny and cute XDD
Especially how poor Nao and Shou keep blushing XD Hiroto and Tora are mean to them and Saga XDD

[write_my_dreams]

Thanks!
Aw yes, poor Saga. Getting his sleep destroyed by his horny friends
Haha it was just too easy to torment them. But Hiroto and Tora will be nice to them when they're in bed XDDD